鬼神
I am trash man
💠 old as time itself in a slightly less old shell (21+)
💠 any pronouns accepted, no hassle
💠 sometimes I post art
💠 mainly sharing cartoons, shitposts, SMT, Final Fantasy
💠 long rambling fandom theories posts
I like how looney tunes were like “wouldn’t it be funny if a cute cartoon character suddenly yelled extremely loud and furiously in a totally regular man’s voice” and then they just used that gag a million times and it always was funny
Not to turn mental illness into relatable content but is there anything more hilarious then spending an entire day vamping up to do something like spending ALL day thinking about it and putting it off and dreading it and then you finally, FINALLY do it and it takes 6 seconds and you realize that was your whole day plan
Bayonetta is just there cause she’s disappointed in her son.
If by “disappointed” you mean “proud and impressed, but gleefully anticipating the beat-down her degenerate child is about to receive, yet also waiting to save his life if necessary because he’s her boy”.
Bayonetta has two kids, Joker and Kirby and I love seeing the art but WHY IS DETECTIVE PIKACHU THERE?!?
How often does he get to witness a crime scene in progress?
my favorite thing about dracula is that in original folktales vampires bit their victims on the chest but bram STOKER, not wanting it to be SEXY, moved it to the NECK because he’s a dumb homo repressed idiot
… wait, he moved it to the neck to be less sexy?
i’m bram stoker, i’m protestant or whatever the fuck and tired of being in sexy thot ireland
these people need to know what sins of the flesh can lead to. time to write a whole book about biting i guess
the 1800s was just full of dudes strung out on medicinal cocaine and holistic heroin treatments going out into the world doing nonsense because they declared they were an expert in the field
learning that most trees do not derive from a single lineage but actually only look and function superficially similarly due to convergent evolution is one of the most fucked up things i’ve ever learned and i will never be the same person as i was before i learned that
Oak trees are quite a bit more closely related to roses than they are to pine trees.
